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vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv: i hope this website gets renamed as yahooligans

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:50 -0400

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv:

i hope this website gets renamed as yahooligans

boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab was as great as this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:12 -0400

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

zacharieforpresident: zacharieforpresident: hey guys remember these things i just lost a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:03 -0400

zacharieforpresident:

zacharieforpresident:

hey guys remember these things

i just lost a follower

squiderpy: I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:45:00 -0400

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names. put a “</3” and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:12:08 -0400

put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

put a “</3” and i’ll tell you something that broke me.

put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:05:23 -0400

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:58:14 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

theinterwebsseries: Tumblr freaked out at first but then she...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:57:29 -0400

theinterwebsseries:

Tumblr freaked out at first but then she realized it’s really not that bad.

spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:50:52 -0400

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

chicken tender

the billionth number of pi is 9

it’s not gay if it’s on the moon

sponges feel cool

highdeas.com

joe biden

the letter Q

dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

seacastlexstech: Line-cutting at Space Mountain? Stitch’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:35:18 -0400

seacastlexstech:

Line-cutting at Space Mountain?

Stitch’s Great Escape replaced Alien Encounter?

8 year olds in strollers?

How Many In Your Party? “All of us”

Mission Tortilla Factory removed from DCA?

People talking loudly/screaming/texting in Haunted Mansion?

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:28:31 -0400

thanks bff for reminding me that we decided to say baking cookies instead of sex. now everything I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:22:34 -0400

thanks bff for reminding me that we decided to say baking cookies instead of sex. now everything I say about cookies sounds really sexual and it…I MIGHT JUST WANT A COOKIE. I like to bake all kinds of cookies. I really enjoy baking. just wanna dunk those cookies in some milk. IT DOESNT GET BETTER OKAY

tablespoons: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:18:38 -0400

tablespoons:

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:17:35 -0400

rapedbyrapture:

It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.

The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…

KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.

an-egg: its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:28:18 -0400

an-egg:

its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done

1000gynecologists: you’re allowed to contradict yourself you’re allowed to seek attention for...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:28:10 -0400

1000gynecologists:

you’re allowed to contradict yourself

you’re allowed to seek attention for approval

you’re allowed to complain about something that’s bothering you

you’re allowed to express negative opinions

you’re allowed to be an ass sometimes

you’re allowed to talk about yourself

you’re allowed to fuck up

you’re allowed to be insecure

supernaturalpeasantry: invasao-dos-orkuteiros: valesca—popozuda...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:23:30 -0400

supernaturalpeasantry:

invasao-dos-orkuteiros:

valesca—popozuda:

ipoog: do you think the museum will accept this as a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:22:59 -0400

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

my town still has one

i “analyzed” my dream. Marijuana To dream that you are using marijuana implies that...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:13:39 -0400

i “analyzed” my dream.

Marijuana

To dream that you are using marijuana implies that you are trying to escape reality. Perhaps you are trying to numb some emotional or psychological pain.

well then…

mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:45:59 -0400

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease