I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
plan for the weekend
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
I did a thing.
(original gif by ichangefornoone)
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
I’ve never felt a stronger connection with an article of clothing
help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t
cinco de mind yo fuckin business lil boy
me leaving your mans house
On his diet regimen for Star Trek Into Darkness [x]
looking for alaska is the best
Everything john green rocks
I’ve been spilling alligator tears over someone and I just had to get this out
