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torn-and-frayed-wings: lifeinthephandom: because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog More like galaxy eyes

torn-and-frayed-wings:

lifeinthephandom:

because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog

More like galaxy eyes


thatsmybreastsnotmypinlanyard:

i should get business cards printed and every time someone makes a sexist joke, i can throw the card at their face and cut them and then tell them why they are wrong as they try to stop the bleeding

image

maybe i should do this…


my-disney-mind:

petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.

OHMYGODTHISISPERFECT


profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.


trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidencexo: havocados: emorenita: why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand” Fatality Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?  I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :) Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you. Step 2: Duck! Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you. Step 4: Knee him in the balls. Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo. Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead. Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push. Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two. reblogging again for that^

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^


thatwhoviansynesthete:

  • you guys are allowed to send me messages
  • you’re allowed to just say hi
  • you can ask me for my skype or whatever
  • feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
  • you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
  • don’t be afraid to be off anon
  • you can talk to me
  • i like talking to you guys 
  • please
  • i don’t bite without permission

queefseed:

every time i lose a follower i gain one, and its been like this for like two weeks

really not such a big deal but i hate being stuck on odd numbers near 0 or 10, i know its some ocd shit but i cant help it

you should promo me if you like my blog so i can gain like two followers and not feel so uncomfortable

SOMEONE FOLLOW. GO. I SEE YOU ALL ONLINE!

posted 10 hours ago via queefseed with 7 notes

planetvalium: A gathering of pregnant men.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.



making a fucking rose from icing is not that damn easy. holy fucking shit i hate making those things.

making a fucking rose from icing is not that damn easy. holy fucking shit i hate making those things.



My dad found out about how yahoo is thinking about buying tumblr and then he found out ANYONE can upload ANYTHING and told me to stop using tumblr. he seems to think that is is just porn i guess. honestly i see more people crying over things and people who do not exist than anything else! DOCTOR WHO BLOG DAD. I FOLLOW IT. IT’S GOOD. JFC. does he not realize how the internet works.

posted 15 hours ago with 2 notes

battor: samilaughingalonewithmia: katsplanet: yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving 

battor:

samilaughingalonewithmia:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

am i the only one who would just quit if that happened just no

if yahoo actually buys tumblr and redesigns it im definitely leaving